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Penis Fun #6 Willie on His Willie

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A couple of years ago when he turned 80, iconic country and western singer/songwriter Willie Nelson waxed poetic about his feelings at this turning point in his life by sharing a short poem he called I’ve Outlived My Dick.

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my pride and joy

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I’ve got a full time job

To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

How it would behave.

For every single morning

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches

It sure gives me the blues

To see it hang its little head

And watch me tie my shoes!

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Happy Birthday Willie Nelson

“I smoke marijuana because it keeps me from killing people,” is likely Willie Nelson’s best known quote. Willie has written terrific songs, many now country standards like Crazy, Funny How Time Slips Away, Night Life, Hello Walls, Pretty Paper. Getting deeper inside Willie’s head: “Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their first choice. That’s what makes the jukebox play.” and “We create our own unhappiness. The purpose of suffering is to help us understand we are the ones who cause it.” and “You know why divorces are so expensive? They’re worth it.” Willie delivered these classic lines describing a cowboy in Mama Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys, written by Ed and Patsy Bruce, “Them that don’t know him won’t like him and them that do sometimes won’t know how to take him. He ain’t wrong, he’s just different but his pride won’t let him do things to make you think he’s right.” Willie turns 78 today. Hear his sweet and sparse cover of Roy Acuff’s Blue Eyes Crying In the Rain live.

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