Daily Archives: April 26, 2011

“Out Here, We Is Stoned! Immaculate!”

 Hi Kids,

      It has all fallen into place this time for my western tour. I will be performing nightly at the Kill and Swill Lounge in Ruby’s Meat and Greet Restaurantateria on West Hastings (where the trees are), of course doing my full Little Richard impression complete with fake penis. The fans love it!
 
      Actually that’s bullshit. I’ve been “contacted” by Little Richard and decided against continuing with his show. Instead I’ll be doing my one-man show called “Two Men” where I play both Buddy Holly and Kurt Cobain. There is no sex but some nudity, no music but some, um, humming.
 
     All wrong again. I’m having a fake tattoo of Rosy emblazoned on my chest for my Tribute to Dion when I tear open my shirt… The real Dion tried to strangle me one night. Apparently I’m that bad! Huh!
 
     See ya there.   

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Amazing Buskers Around the World #2

It’s Amazing Buskers Around the World Week on ReadReidRead. From the streets of Frankfurt, Germany, hear this amazing performance on a Hang drum! Similar to the steel drum, the Hang instrument is a percussive steel drum known for its melodic “singing bowl” like sound qualities. It was introduced in Switzerland in 2001 and presented at the Frankfurt Music Fair.

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