MEET TULU, MY HOUSEMATE, MY COMPANION AND MY SOULMATE WHEN SHE IS HUNGRY. SHE IS A GORGEOUS DILUTED CALICO CUTIE WHO CONFORMS TO MISS ANN ELK’S THEORY ABOUT DINOSAURS, A LA MONTY PYTHON. TULU IS ROUND IN THE MIDDLE AND POINTED AT BOTH ENDS. HER NAME TENDS TO MUTATE REGULARLY, MOST RECENTLY INTO UBU OR JUST SIMPLY OOBS. SHE’S A WONDERFUL LITTLE CAT!